The dichotomy of the Reverend |
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The Man of the ClothBeing ordained by the Universal Life Church hasn’t necessarily brought new meaning to my life, but it has brought new depths. Only through the power of the Cloth have I been able to fully realize my purpose amongst men. It is now my mission in life to bring happiness to all Creatures of this Universe. I’ve been on both sides of the marriage ceremony, here’s more recollective side:
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The Man of the BottleBeing ordained by the Central Club hasn’t necessarily brought new meaning to my life, but it has brought new depths. Only through the power of the Bottle have I been able to fully realize my purpose amongst men. It is now my mission in life to bring happiness to all Creatures of this Universe. I’ve been on both sides of the bottle, here’s my less recollective side:
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